Palmers Life

Time for change

2005-08-27T13:54:00.000+01:00

Since I am getting change of scene I thought the blog should too, all new updates will be found here. Have fun people.

It's the word on the street . . .

2005-08-05T17:18:00.000+01:00

Or the wall . . . as it were.

Audioscrobbler

2005-08-03T09:54:00.000+01:00

Audioscrobbler is a little download that connects to your media player and then shows what music you are listening to. I'ts pretty cool and I made a group for all the people who have been at Friends to join and show what music is the most popular. First of all click the download a plugin section and pick the media player you use. Most are available apart from Napster. Then during installation you will be asked to make an account, so just make one and your away. It's all pretty self explanitary.

The Mighty Boosh

2005-07-29T17:53:00.000+01:00

Over on BBC.co.uk they are showing new episodes of one of the best BBC shows for a long time. The first series was about two zoo keepers working in the most craziest zoo ever. Good work the BBC for trying to get a great show to a wider audience.

Totally political means

2005-07-29T17:23:00.000+01:00

So the IRA has vowed to stop violent acts. Better late than never I say, this is what I mean when I say that I want a united Ireland, but I don't want any violence to happen because people want it.

A videogame rant

2005-07-23T22:23:00.000+01:00

Encase any of you aren't as geeky about games as I am then I doubt you will know that Jack Thompson has managed to win his fight against Rockstar. In Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas it has a part of the game where you can get girlfriends (sad I know) and if you manage to woo them then they invite you in for 'coffee'. This part of the game was supposed to include a sex mini game but when the game went to get put onto discs Rockstar removed this section simply by removing the link that got you to the game. Fast forward 6 months from the launch of it on the PS2 and it comes out on Xbox and PC. A player found some unused code in the game and made a mod (A mod usually refers to a modification to a game. It uses the game code but uses it differently to make something different) called "Hot Coffee", this Hot Coffee is what got Rockstar into so much trouble. It unlocked the sex mini game
And so this Jack Thompson got the ball rolling and it hit the major league: Hillary Clinton. These fucktards want to root out the evil in their great nation, a nation that it's biggest problem is gun crime so what do they do? They go after an industry, which dispite it's revenue being greater than that of the movie and music industries here in the UK, is pretty defenseless. What the fuck is going on in their heads, have they never ever seen movies that are filled with violence, have they never seen Kill Bill? Or Goodfellas? Or any other random slasher/mafia/killer movie?
I was watching a video by the Neistad Brothers in which a reporter says "Through downloading a program from the internet, players can access hardcore porn." Hardcore porn you say? From the internet? I NEVER WOULD HAVE FUCKING BELIEVED IT!!!!!!!!How stupid can these people be, before you criticize something at least have the initiative to research your subject a bit further . Before you tell us how videogames should be made, understand them fuckface. If you want to root out the dangers in the world I'd advise you to stop selling guns, it should help.

More explosions

2005-07-21T17:47:00.000+01:00

It looks like more explosions have happened and all of them failed.

Just to clarify what I said with my last post on this subject: I do not support terrorism, I simply sympithise with the IRA because of their goal and the bacround from which they rose. I don't condone terrorism.

"British Whale "

2005-07-19T15:15:00.000+01:00

Anyone heard Justin Hawkins (ala The Darkness) new song? It's like listening to Permission to land for the first time all over again.

Podcasting

2005-07-18T18:30:00.000+01:00

The newest version of Apple's iTunes has something called Podcasting. What Podcasting is is basically personal audio shows which allow people to share opinions on various subjects through audio. What shows is everyone subscribed to? It would be good to see what everyone listens to? Personally I'm an Engadget man.
Remember that thing I stuck up a while ago about EPIC 2015, it seems like only a matter of time before Apple release their wifiPod.

Coolest piece of software ever!!!!

2005-07-17T11:54:00.000+01:00

Google Earth creates a 3D globe and places millions of satellite photographs on it and as you zoom in more appear. Some places are better quality in other. In American capital cities you can see traffic while in Norn Iron the closest you can see is estates. This is still in it's Beta trial so it will probably get better as it continues.

Now that the fact has had time to settle

2005-07-17T11:38:00.000+01:00

Here's my take on the bombings;
It was bound to happen sooner or later, Blair was quite stupid to go in and depose Saddam for Bush. If Blair really wanted a war he should have declared war on Bosnia, a country which committed genocide of over 650 Serbian men and boys. What this country needs is a truthful prime minister who will do what the people want instead of going off on his own conquests for his bum boy. If Blair had done what people had wanted, none of this would have happened. In my opinion what the English government wants to do is arrest people as quick as possible, they done it during the troubles and they are doing it now. Arresting people left right and centre because of their race, heritage or supposed links to terrorism (meeting a terrorist once for 5 minutes does not count as 'links with terrorism') is not alright. People are mourning the death of 55? people here. When around twice that die every week in Iraq.

And here's another point;
People have been comparing the IRA to Al Qaeda. This is entirely wrong in some aspects and right in others. What the IRA set out to do was to damage England financially not to kill people, even though some people died. The biggest example is when Canary Wharf was bombed, banks threatened to move away from the area, taking jobs and money with them. What Al Qaeda wants to do is show up the west, Christians, and the west way of live. They think because it is so different from theirs they think it must be evil. One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

How hard is it to find a job?

2005-07-01T15:40:00.000+01:00

Really hard. I went to;
Tesco's
Dixons
HMV
Virgin
Gamestop
Makro . . . but still no jobs.
I resorted to the job centre and found four openings, but all of them were shite.

I found a good little chat room

2005-06-25T17:34:00.000+01:00

Maybe not for some of you, not my fault you 'kick with the other foot'.

So it's all over.

2005-06-24T11:08:00.000+01:00

Kinda an end to an era don't you think?

2005-06-19T11:23:00.000+01:00

I changed the name of the bitching place to the Happy Place, although you still have to go via The Bitching Cornor.uni.cc.

So I found a little add-on

2005-06-18T13:35:00.000+01:00

And it's like the slideshow thing on MSN, but a whole lot smoother, it lets you see the photos that I've recently uploaded so I'll be testing it and see if it works well.

Triumph the comic dog at the Jacko trial

2005-06-14T13:50:00.000+01:00

Take a look here, it's really funny. Don't bother if your on 56K.

Blog Update

2005-06-13T12:40:00.000+01:00

I'll be attempting to change the layout of the site quite a bit in the coming days/weeks so it may not work or fuck up on you. So be patient.

Personalise your homepage

2005-06-08T20:57:00.000+01:00

Google has started to offer a personalised homepage by the way of GoogleIG, you can add your news feeds, your gmail inbox, headlines from a lot of sites like Wired, Slashdot and Googlenews. I'm still waiting for GMessenger google.

Time to slag off Star Wars nerds!!!!

2005-06-08T20:41:00.000+01:00

This is a clip from a late night american show, basically a talking dog slagging Star Wars.

WARNING: This is 10 minutes of footage, so don't even bother clicking the link if you are on dial up.

The shape of things to come?

2005-06-08T20:35:00.000+01:00

This video is looking increasingly likely with Google now being the richest media company in the world. This video isn't funny, but it certainly is an interesting idea. I wonder could I start podcasting?

WARNING:Not for those people running down the old 56K lines.

I was saving this for later . . .

2005-06-03T18:25:00.000+01:00

So long . . .

P.S, if anyone wants a photo in email me and I'll stick it in and post new versions as I get more photos.

How thick is Alana Greer?

2005-06-02T22:03:00.000+01:00

Well I put it to the test:

Alana says:

whats a pimp?

Palmer says:

youve never heard of a pimp?

Alana says:

nop, is it a type of orange?

Palmer says:

alana

Palmer says:

do you know what a hooker is?

Alana says:

um...sumfn 4hangin up coats!?!

Palmer says:

alana, a hooker is a prostitute

Alana says:

wots a prostitute??

Palmer says:

your joking, right?

Alana says:

ohhh wait, thats those ppl who like go around stealing peoples boyfriends/girlfriends and sleep with them isnt it?

Palmer says:

definition of pimp: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pimp&r=f

Alana says:

or is that a prick!?! jeepers creepers im confused

Palmer says:

definition of hooker: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hooker&r=f

Palmer says:

you know alana

Palmer says:

i doubt youd last a minute in west belfast

Alana says:

well as they say 'you learn something new everyday!'

Alana says:

well if theres no shops then ur rite!

Palmer says:

theres a few near me like

Palmer says:

it isnt a very good place to live when everyone thinks your school is completely prodestant

Alana says:

well my little chicken fingers i b8r dander cuz i got an exam 2mora!!

Alana says:

u live in west belfast?

Palmer says:

yes alana

Palmer says:

you didnt know that?

Alana says:

i nevr new that

Alana says:

nop

Alana says:

thomas??

Alana says:

please dont tell anyone how stupid I am

Palmer says:

alana

Alana says:

wot?

Palmer says:

you have now reached the thick as pig shit level of stupidity

Alana says:

what does that mean??

Palmer says:

really stupid

Alana says:

like im as stupid as u get?

Palmer says:

more stupid than is humanly possible

I didn't get to copy to end but Alana told me she had an IQ of 20.

What happened today . . .

2005-06-02T20:35:00.000+01:00

I got slapped by Sarah, threw chocolate at Alana, watched Decky and McKeever almost die on the tyre swing and I wasted most of the time in my english exam.

Desperate housewives ended last night

2005-06-02T20:24:00.000+01:00

And what a finale. Mike nearly kills Paul, Zach/Dana's crazy (who'd have geussed it), some black family moved in, Rex dies, Gaby left Carlos, the gay gardener got beat up, Carlos knows who is schwinging his wife and the biggest question of all, is Mike Zach's real dad?

You can now use . . .

2005-05-26T22:19:00.000+01:00

TheBitchingCornor.uni.cc to get to . . . The Bitching Cornor.

The Bitching Cornor . . .

2005-05-25T21:08:00.000+01:00

Here you go Shannon, when you sign up send me an email and I will make you the all powerful god of it (kinda. . . ).

Learn to dance . .

2005-05-22T12:38:00.000+01:00

. . . with the god of geekdom himself, Naploean Dynamite.

Done my economics exam yesterday

2005-05-21T10:15:00.000+01:00

And I have to say, it was easier than I thought it would be.

Got my economics exam tomorrow

2005-05-19T18:50:00.000+01:00

And I don't have a clue weather it's the case study or just a normal exam!!!!!!
P.S apparently the Add Maths ones were rock hard.

Look what I got today

2005-05-19T18:48:00.000+01:00

It reads:
I've upped my income
UP YOURS
Call 0800 298 2523 (24 hours)
(Quote Ref:921094)

I couldn't stop laughing.

Anyone watch comedy lab on Friday?

2005-05-15T11:34:00.000+01:00

The episode was called whatever. 8 teenagers had to come up with ideas for TV shows. One good one they came up with was called Chav baiting.

The main idea is the presenter offers chavs a tenner if they react to nothing he says for the next minute, he says stuff about their mums, the way the look and the way they act. One chav tried to beat the crap outta the presenter but luckily for him and unluckily for the chav there was two, seven foot tall black dudes ready to sort the chavs out.

Palmer has now resorted to re-runs

2005-05-12T17:58:00.000+01:00

Such as:
The Chavhemion Rapsody
A hilarious mimer
French erotic film, and it isn't porn. But it is a stupid and very funny song.
And . . .
The Evil Strawberry

Far, far away

2005-05-12T16:14:00.000+01:00

Some of the readers out there in interweb land don't know who I'm on about half the time, so look through the archives for photo posts while I make something for you to put faces to the names.

McClinton said he wasen't crying . . .

2005-05-11T11:01:00.000+01:00

And it was just an act, but I didn't believe him.

Boydo ya stupid bastard

2005-05-10T16:52:00.000+01:00

Why the hell did you bring in a petrol bomb? Seriously like, no wonder you couldn't cope at Friend's, you wanted to blow the feckin place up.

School's . . . out . . . for . . . EVER!!!!!!

2005-05-10T16:38:00.000+01:00

Tis a sad day I know, and some of you will be coming back. But not me!!!!!!! I'm going to BIFHE with Tim and Lauren Wilson (not bad eh?). And hopefully some of my mates from the hood, a.k.a Lagmore/Twinbrook/Andytown/Westside.

What's the story?

2005-05-06T18:12:00.000+01:00

Right:

I was walking to english with an egg in my hand when I bumped into Mr Greer, he stopped me for my shirt being un-tidy and then he saw the egg, and so this happened:

"What's that?"
"An egg."
"Where did you get it from?"
"Someone gave it to me."
"Who?"
"A mate"
"Which mate?"
"James McKeever"

McKeever got called and we waited outside Greer's room while he went to sprts hall, he then told us to come to the staff room at break. We waited until we he told us to go to Dicksons office at the end of break. Me and McKeever had our stories straight until he changed it. I got brought into her office and she said James said I took it from the bag, but we were going to say that he took it. So I told her most of the truth:

"I heard Skip saying he was going to throw an egg at someone but I didn't hear the name, but I thought it was me and James cause he was whispering to his mate and looking at us. I got handed his bag and then opened it and saw the egg, so I took it and gave it to him. On the way to english I told him to gave it to me and I'll throw it in the bin. I went to throw my bag outside english and that's when I walked into Greer."

I got sent to W3 and sat there until 8th period and that's when I got called back to Dicksons office, my mum was there and Dickson said end of matter, just dont get in any more trouble and I went home.

Must clarify a few things:

I said McKeever cause I knew that between us we could think up a story
And McKeever said Skip's name.

Anyways, some people are saying that McKeever got into shit. I don't think so, he had less invlovement than me and I got let off.

EDIT:
No, I am not suspended
No, nothing is getting done to me
Yes, they were deadly serious
And I was threatened with expulsion which means no GCSEs this year.

Hair today . . .

2005-05-05T18:09:00.000+01:00

What we do during spanish:

And what TB and Calum do during PE:

UPDATE:The middle picture isn't working, and it's beyond my power at the moment. When I get it working it will be posted, until that time it will be deleted from this post.

People want mentions

2005-05-05T17:43:00.000+01:00

So . . .
Sarah Elliott thought Sinn Fien was a person

and Carolyn wanted me to say she's sexy, but she's not (to me anyways). So I'll say she's a cum bucket instead

What does everyone think of this?

2005-05-03T19:12:00.001+01:00

It's a logo I made for skips band. What does everyone think?

River of fire?

2005-05-03T18:42:00.000+01:00

This is what caused the huge powercut over most of west Belfast last night. Some prick playing with fire. And the oil went down the street, described by residents as a river of fire.

Today McClinton started crying

2005-05-03T18:33:00.000+01:00

Seriously like, he did. And Keyes lost her short term memory over 5 minutes.

I got DOOM3!!!!!!!!!

2005-05-02T18:24:00.000+01:00

And I'm telling you, if you ever want to see me scared like a little girl (no offence to any little girls out there) just watch me play this game. It's so fucking cool screaming when 2 demons start hitting you.

Anyone fancy donating some webspace to me?

2005-05-01T21:02:00.000+01:00

Blogger isn't exactly open to creativity apart from the wording and the coding of the sidebar. So anyone want to give me some webspace to see what I can really do?

The ugly duckling . . .

2005-05-01T11:09:00.000+01:00

He looks quite distressed in that last one.

Land of the dead

2005-05-01T10:45:00.000+01:00

This is the trailer for zombie guru George A Romero's new film. Land of the dead.

Now's the time people

2005-04-30T10:03:00.000+01:00

Right people, I'm calling in a favour.

Skip, Billy and Mills have a band called White Riot, they are on the verge of unleashing their first album to us but have hit a snag. They need some more money to pay for the production costs of the album and have offered a special deal. If you pre pay for the album you will get it a pound cheaper, so the deal is like this:
Pre pay and the album will cost 3.50 and you will get it on day of release
Pay after release and the album will cost 4.50 and you will get it whenever you pay.
I'll be taking care of this, so talk to me if you want to pre-pay for it, and be aware that people will need to pre-pay or else it might not happen at all. At all I said.

Today was a good day.

2005-04-29T20:37:00.000+01:00

McClinton went psycho and threw Kenny across a table, TB got his hair straightened (pictures up as soon as my phone recharges). Shuter started puring his heart out to us in Spanish all because someone laughed. And don't forget . . . the plague is coming.

Want some free texts?

2005-04-27T17:26:00.000+01:00

Even though most people have them, Decky is selling Genie sim cards for a fiver. Buy them . . . so I get the 20% commision we agreed.

Seems they have caught on

2005-04-26T18:21:00.000+01:00

My site has been blocked by the school computers, damn them and their Sx3 systems, damn them to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Especially for you . . . .

2005-04-25T20:58:00.000+01:00

Here ya go Paddy:
Right click, save target as

Watched Mickybo and me yesterday

2005-04-24T19:11:00.000+01:00

It's very funny, the story goes like this:

Based on the play of the same name the film tells the story of two boys who become friends at the start of the Troubles in 1970. The boys share an obsession with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, with the consequence that they run away to Australia.

Some quality lines include;
"I'm Butch Fuckin Cassidy"
and
John Jo!!!!! My horse is shite!!!!
All said by two 8 year olds.

And the ending is one that makes you go, "Awwww".

Poll time

2005-04-24T18:15:00.000+01:00

So I got the new Palmer.uni.cc address but they way it works is it masks the real address. And so that's why the address in the address there at the top never changes until you type in a new one.
I can change it so the Palmer.uni.cc address will redirect you to the real one so you can copy the address of a post or a picture or whatever.

So which is it?
Fake address or redirection?

White Riot Demo

2005-04-24T17:35:00.000+01:00

Here is a little flash thingy I made to demo White Riot, it's an instrumental drum piece. Dubbed "Tribal Instinct" by me.

.tk is for shitness

2005-04-24T15:26:00.000+01:00

Since .tk sucks majorly, I got a new URL. Palmer.uni.cc

Now this is just nasty

2005-04-24T15:25:00.000+01:00

WARNING!!!!!!
Do not click if you are of a nervous dispostition:
Scatlover.com
Palmer is not responsible nor has he anything to do with the content on this website. You click at your own risk.

Love in an elevator

2005-04-23T11:24:00.000+01:00

This is soooo funny, you feel sorry for the girl in it.

A journey of self-discovery

2005-04-23T11:23:00.000+01:00

A warning to ANYONE!!!!!!! Do not do Tech for GCSE or A level, the amount of fucking work involved!!!!!

2005-04-20T20:57:00.000+01:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if people want to slag me off come up to me in school and say it.

2005-04-18T19:30:00.000+01:00

Here are the hits for my site so far this year:
March-1462
Feb-753
Jan-659

MTV, May 13th, 8.00 PM GMT

2005-04-16T21:50:00.000+01:00

That is the place, date and time of the unvieling of the new xbox. Anyone who knows me will know I play games . . . a lot. So I just thought I would tell everyone about it:

Microsoft Teams With MTV to Provide Exclusive Sneak Peek at the Debut of the Next-Generation Xbox
Elijah Wood and The Killers will host half-hour global premiere with a performance from The Killers, airing exclusively on MTV channels around the world May 12 and 13.
NEW YORK — April 11, 2005 — MTV: Music Television and Microsoft Corp. today announced a global marketing alliance to unveil the next-generation Xbox® video game system on MTV channels in the United States, Asia Pacific and Europe, all within a 24-hour window — a first for the video game industry. The highly anticipated console will be revealed to video game fanatics, music lovers and MTV viewers via a high-energy half-hour program titled “MTV Presents: The Next Generation Xbox Revealed.” The special will be hosted by entertainment icon, seasoned gamer and Xbox fanatic Elijah Wood, known globally for the Academy Award-winning “Lord of the Rings” trilogy. Island Records’ renowned Las Vegas rockers The Killers will deliver electrifying performances throughout the special. The global broadcast will premiere Thursday, May 12, at 9:30 p.m. EDT in North America and on Friday, May 13 in other regions around the globe (local air times below).
Viewers will get an exclusive look at the Xbox vision for the next generation — one that ensures that the user experience is always connected, always personalized and always in high definition. The special will feature never-before-seen, action-packed gameplay of future Xbox games, a peek into the future of the Xbox Live™ online gaming service, backstage celebrity interviews and exclusive insider footage on the making of the next-generation console.
The inside look at the next-generation Xbox will continue at MTV.com, where after the special, viewers will find extended event coverage including behind-the-scenes video, photos and other special extras. MTV.com will also provide ongoing in-depth coverage of the next-generation Xbox highlighting the latest news, product details and previews of hot next-generation games.
“We recognize and celebrate our viewers’ passion for gaming and are excited to be working with Microsoft to launch such a significant entertainment product,” said John Shea, executive vice president, Integrated Marketing and Sponsorship Development, MTV Networks Music Group. “We’re proud that Microsoft considers MTV the premier global network to launch its new Xbox gaming console and reveal the first look to MTV viewers around the world.”
“Just as MTV revolutionized the way the world experiences music, the next-generation video game console from Xbox will spark a revolution in how consumers experience games and other forms of digital entertainment,” said Peter Moore, corporate vice president of worldwide marketing and publishing for Xbox at Microsoft. “We are ecstatic about our alliance with MTV and unveiling a video game platform in a way that has never been done.”

And just because some of you lot might want to know, Elijah Wood is a gamer too.

2005-04-14T21:20:00.000+01:00

Like dance music, then you will like this.

2005-04-14T20:47:00.000+01:00

This is an excellent video by the guys over at Red Versus Blue about the differences between real life and the internet.

2005-04-14T18:39:00.000+01:00

Young love.

2005-04-14T18:34:00.000+01:00

Decky . . .just being Decky. If this photo works from school then it means that any photos I post from now on you will be able to see in school.

MSN is too shitty!!!!!!!!!

2005-04-12T19:09:00.000+01:00

Right, so down goes MSN again, and its so fucking annoying!!!!!!!!

Most excellent news though.
I've found an alternative, that doesn't freeze or fuck up. It's called Hello, it's primarly for sending pictures but you can use it for chatting too. And when you type smilies or lol these cool thing go down the screen. It's very nice.

Hello

Feeling . . .Nauseous

2005-04-11T17:24:00.000+01:00

Stomach is feeling very painful, and my shit was coming out like it was through a blender. So I got a day off school!!!!!!!!

Final version of MSN

2005-04-07T22:56:00.000+01:00

The final version of MSN is at this place. A new feature is to use MSN to show people what song you are listening to.

Windows - negro stylee

2005-04-06T18:50:00.000+01:00

McClinton the legend!!!!!!!!!

2005-04-06T17:41:00.000+01:00

McClinton told me yesterday he's seen my website, he thought it was good. So if one teacher approves what's to stop others?

Catholisisim wins again

2005-04-04T20:53:00.000+01:00

The Prince of Wales' wedding to Camilla Parker Bowles has been postponed until Saturday, to allow him to attend the Pope's funeral in Rome.
The couple had intended to marry in Windsor on Friday, but changed their plans when the Vatican announced arrangements for the service.

Clarence House said the prince, but not Mrs Parker Bowles, would represent the Queen in Rome.

Following the decision, Downing Street confirmed Tony Blair would also attend.

The prime minister had also been invited to Prince Charles' wedding.

Weekly what's update

2005-04-04T19:57:00.000+01:00

Lots of this happened this weekend,

Pope JP died
I got Splinter Cell:Chaos Theory (which is fucking amazing I might add)
I went away to Ballycastle with a youth charity called Northern Ireland Children's Enterprise which was a right laugh
I came up with and helped paint a class murel, a photo of which will be up on Thursday night or Friday.

And I've done absolutly no revision.

How's this for random?

2005-03-31T17:18:00.000+01:00

Nintendo (of Mario and Zelda fame) are giving away free hands.
What do you like to touch? Sand, silk, snot? Ever notice how real life can sometimes look like a game? Grab a camera (and a mannequin hand), create something cool and enter our contest. Who knows, you might even make it into the Gallery.
Get your free hand here.

Touching is good, apparently.

Feel sorry for Mark Craig

2005-03-30T13:16:00.000+01:00

Here is a picture of his back after a weekend camping

Holy fuck!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-29T17:22:00.000+01:00

This looks like what I think will happen to McKeever.

Exams? This is far harder!!!!!!

2005-03-26T13:18:00.000Z

This is far harder, I'm on level 5. Here's a tip, the picture's aren't the ansewer, you need to figure out what is in the picture and how you can use your computer with it.

Very stylish flash movie

2005-03-26T12:25:00.000Z

This must have taken ages to make. It's not funny but it's very cool.

New version of Messenger plus

2005-03-24T16:06:00.000Z

The newest version of the very fun MSN add on is available for download here

NOTE:This is for the newest version of MSN (MSN 7.0 beta) and will not work with older versions

One for Jason Jones

2005-03-23T09:53:00.000Z

Smokers, breathe easy (if you still can) — technology has finally solved the pressing problem of not being able to light up on a windy day. Israeli company Gashbam Enterprises has invented a self-lighting cigarette — which also solves the problem of forgetting your lighter or using the last match. The sulphur and phosphorous-anointed tip turns the cigarette into a device operated just like a match, so you can strike it against a rough surface on the side of the pack to get it lit. To prevent breakage, the cigs are reinforced with bamboo and tobacoo leaf slivers. There ya go, smokers — cancer risk remains, but at least no more will you be at risk of singeing your eyebrows while trying to light up in a wind tunnel.

Origional Article

Very scary man!!!!!!!

2005-03-23T09:21:00.000Z

I think he's evil!!!!!

If you know who he is, ansewers on a postcard to . . . the comments page.

Public apology

2005-03-23T09:11:00.000Z

Right, here goes.

After receiving a text from niamh at 12.41 this morning saying she didn't exactly find the 'Gollywog luvin'" post in good taste I decided to take it off. You are right niamh and I was wrong to do it. Soy mucho apologetico Niamh

Stock up on it now

2005-03-22T08:59:00.000Z

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Naughty pictures part tres

2005-03-19T18:03:00.000Z

Remember Vicky Service's photo?

This one is 2 gazzilion times worse, I'm sorry I had to subject you all to this.

Top Goal scorer

2005-03-18T22:52:00.000Z

Rayme wanted something about being the best goal scorer, so it was like 35 goals in 15 games, m' kay?

5 easy steps to make IT class more fun

2005-03-17T19:17:00.000Z

1.Press the 'Shift' key 5 times in a row
2.Click OK
3.Repeat on several computers

I dare yas to try it.

Hilarious Mime Routine

2005-03-17T17:01:00.000Z

This is probably, the best video in the world.

See the resemblance?

2005-03-13T15:00:00.000Z

Big Lizzy!!!!!!!!

2005-03-13T14:52:00.000Z

Looking good mills

2005-03-12T10:58:00.000Z

Sorry. . . .

2005-03-12T10:51:00.000Z

. . . for the lack of updates recently, life's been hectic. But be assured lots will be on their way in the next few days/weeks.

Went to BIFHE today

2005-03-09T20:15:00.000Z

Went in for the open day, took about 20 minutes but I still got the day off school. Saw JJ, Tim West and Helsdon there too.

Got a surprize for yas

2005-03-09T18:41:00.000Z

I have started a forum (trying to avoid using the word chat room) for anyone from "Norn Iron"
And so I declare CraicNI.tk officialy opened. Get possting, tell your friends, get them to tell their friends. Just keep the posts flowing.

Got some weird bump

2005-03-07T20:54:00.000Z

Not on my nutsack but on my finger, some strange sort of bump in the bone, I don't know wtf it is cause I noticed it on Monday breaktime but if any doctors are reading this then please tell me.

Jesus that women is a psycho

2005-03-07T20:46:00.000Z

Had Mrs Murry today in non-RE. Women a psycho. She told us about drugs, "Drugs are bad, m'kay?" while Ross was sitting beside me rolling a ciggy.

Boydo got teabagged

2005-03-04T21:18:00.000Z

Today Boydo got teabagged by Micheal Uprichard, for the definition of teabagging look below:

A man stands/kneels over a woman and dangles his balls in her mouth.

Of course this is changed to A man stands/kneels over Boydo and dangles his balls in his face. for this incident.

Thanks to The Urban Dictionary for the definition.

Davy's weekly joke

2005-03-01T20:20:00.000Z

There is a Chinese man, an American man and an Irish man all sitting in a sauna. Suddenly they hear a phone ringing, the Chinese man goes, "Sorry" and put his hand to his ear. The American and Irishman look at him and he says, "Me gots a microchip in my hand, it's a phone."
Soon after there is a loud beep, then the American looks at his arm and says, "It's my wide beeping me, she wants me to pick up the groceries. I got a beeper installed in my arm."
A little while later the Irish man walks out and walks back in with some toilet paper hanging from his arse, the Chinaman and American look at him puzzled. "I'm getting a fax," he says.

First Flash Movie!!!!!!!!

2005-03-01T20:13:00.000Z

This is a flash movie (by moi) as a present for Sarah Lewis. It's my first movie so the timing is a bit off between the words and music, and I know there isn't any sort of animation but so?

*EDIT* Apparently phone line connections have trouble getting it so if you do't have broadband and it doesn't work it isn't my fault.

New RE class tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-27T20:50:00.000Z

"Got myself chucked from RE"
Do,do,do,do,do
"Gonna have a laugh"
Do,do,do,do,do
"Gonna take some photos"
Do,do,do,do,do
"And have em up tomorrow"

It really is world wide

2005-02-27T19:54:00.000Z

Looking at the visitors to my site and I'm pretty surprised, there's been visitors from:

U.K
Ireland
U.S.A.
Neatherlands
Germany
France
Austria
and even Spain

Looks like people want an insight into the unofficial word on FSL.